20 years now on this damn planet and I still can find things to laugh at.Tumblr (3.0; @butyoucancallmeboss)http://butyoucancallmeboss.tumblr.com/<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/f9df453c88977f0905c9b5c835394dbc/tumblr_ml8hv63KAw1so58mbo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://butyoucancallmeboss.tumblr.com/post/50932149664http://butyoucancallmeboss.tumblr.com/post/50932149664Mon, 20 May 2013 16:54:16 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/97a16d7cecb34ba41426cdbdc6828958/tumblr_mn085ib66T1ql2603o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://butyoucancallmeboss.tumblr.com/post/50932014555http://butyoucancallmeboss.tumblr.com/post/50932014555Mon, 20 May 2013 16:52:34 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/ee12a8b19fd017de9a771c41a9ca965d/tumblr_mmux6ulTUY1qfyxjeo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://smokeporch.com/post/50923184488/drama-free" class="tumblr_blog">smokeporch</a>:</p> <blockquote><p class="gone"><a href="http://goo.gl/Ke7rh">Drama-Free</a></p></blockquote>http://butyoucancallmeboss.tumblr.com/post/50931718519http://butyoucancallmeboss.tumblr.com/post/50931718519Mon, 20 May 2013 16:48:49 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://gay-nations.tumblr.com/post/47161506488/i-remember-on-my-4th-grade-field-trip-my-class-was">gay-nations</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>I remember on my 4th grade field trip my class was standing on a hill and my teacher said “lets roll out” and I was like oh ok so I stared rolling down the hill and I had to hold my teachers hand for the rest of the day</p> </blockquote>http://butyoucancallmeboss.tumblr.com/post/50931560343http://butyoucancallmeboss.tumblr.com/post/50931560343Mon, 20 May 2013 16:46:49 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://trillow.tumblr.com/post/48199618624/my-cat-licked-my-forehead-and-then-tapped-it-with">trillow</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>my cat licked my forehead and then tapped it with her paw i think i just got baptised</p> </blockquote>http://butyoucancallmeboss.tumblr.com/post/50931499884http://butyoucancallmeboss.tumblr.com/post/50931499884Mon, 20 May 2013 16:46:02 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/870ace016d26e987ce4a7a39752bcb70/tumblr_mkfkw9Yy2S1r5cp35o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://butyoucancallmeboss.tumblr.com/post/50931452904http://butyoucancallmeboss.tumblr.com/post/50931452904Mon, 20 May 2013 16:45:26 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/3df397f5914543f615b063310aa6744e/tumblr_mlo1dxfd0M1qa6z3eo1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://butyoucancallmeboss.tumblr.com/post/50931265393http://butyoucancallmeboss.tumblr.com/post/50931265393Mon, 20 May 2013 16:43:04 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://ambassador-of-anguish.tumblr.com/post/50847013778/shouldertappingghosts-if-i-was-a-famous-author">ambassador-of-anguish</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://shouldertappingghosts.tumblr.com/post/50846953756/if-i-was-a-famous-author-i-would-publish-a-book">shouldertappingghosts</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>If I was a famous author I would publish a book with ten different endings which all went to print with varying degrees of rarity, but not tell the fans about it so that I could watch their confusion as they disagree over how the story ended. T<span>hen when they figured it out I would ‘come clean’, telling them that I had released eleven alternate endings and watch them panic again as they all try to find the last ending.</span></p> </blockquote> <p>This is perfect.</p> </blockquote>http://butyoucancallmeboss.tumblr.com/post/50931152905http://butyoucancallmeboss.tumblr.com/post/50931152905Mon, 20 May 2013 16:41:39 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/15d18a8d43be631d73fd9736e55ae6e6/tumblr_mmyh5j3gmg1qzab0no1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://butyoucancallmeboss.tumblr.com/post/50931111018http://butyoucancallmeboss.tumblr.com/post/50931111018Mon, 20 May 2013 16:41:06 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/10c98e095460e336f3807f762b3884f2/tumblr_mkefy2KNdY1rb1j83o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://unimpressedcats.tumblr.com/post/48867386356/taco-cat-is-taco-cat-spelt-backwards">unimpressedcats</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>taco cat is taco cat spelt backwards </p> </blockquote>http://butyoucancallmeboss.tumblr.com/post/50930958835http://butyoucancallmeboss.tumblr.com/post/50930958835Mon, 20 May 2013 16:39:09 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/b9066ab96b9071197a5b554bc7c7b0f7/tumblr_ml6oan0Gyp1so58mbo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://butyoucancallmeboss.tumblr.com/post/50930362253http://butyoucancallmeboss.tumblr.com/post/50930362253Mon, 20 May 2013 16:31:32 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/2b5e3c028730e6fcb9ca13de3b8d4f8f/tumblr_mmpajnhchX1qf24ngo1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/27dfb0b4858a33e30995e039749796f1/tumblr_mmpajnhchX1qf24ngo2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/>http://butyoucancallmeboss.tumblr.com/post/50930211764http://butyoucancallmeboss.tumblr.com/post/50930211764Mon, 20 May 2013 16:29:40 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/64bbef84f3e9c820070e18605de50ed1/tumblr_mn111tPDKN1r50vbwo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://thegrlnxtdoorandhergingerfriend.tumblr.com/post/50784535868/my-ap-euro-teacher-wouldnt-let-our-class-watch">thegrlnxtdoorandhergingerfriend</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>My AP euro teacher wouldn’t let our class watch Les Mis so we barricaded the door and screamed “VIVE LA REVOLUCIÓN” when he tried to get in.</p> </blockquote>http://butyoucancallmeboss.tumblr.com/post/50929759401http://butyoucancallmeboss.tumblr.com/post/50929759401Mon, 20 May 2013 16:23:51 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://marielikestodraw.tumblr.com/post/50735981112/pahnem-mercuriesrising">marielikestodraw</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://pahnem.tumblr.com/post/47334347654/mercuriesrising-aparticularlygoodfinder-go">pahnem</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://mercuriesrising.tumblr.com/post/47076439589/aparticularlygoodfinder-go-to-starbucks-order">mercuriesrising</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://aparticularlygoodfinder.tumblr.com/post/46676824553/go-to-starbucks-order-coffee-for-prisoner">aparticularlygoodfinder</a>:</p> <blockquote> <blockquote> <p>Go to Starbucks. Order coffee for “Prisoner 24601”</p> <p>When they call out your order, jump up and yell “My name is Jean Valjean!”</p> </blockquote> <p>And if the barista replies with “AND I’M JAVERT<em>,</em>” <em>you tip that motherfucker so hard</em></p> </blockquote> <p><em>you tip them right over the edge of a bridge</em></p> </blockquote> <p><em><strong>you fucking didn’t</strong></em></p> </blockquote> <p>oh my god.</p> </blockquote>http://butyoucancallmeboss.tumblr.com/post/50929566384http://butyoucancallmeboss.tumblr.com/post/50929566384Mon, 20 May 2013 16:21:20 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/f8df68854fdbbe4b1603e18ad22a3d10/tumblr_mil1njd6an1qf119co1_r1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/20225e0315ddb99c607d38c12d065184/tumblr_mil1njd6an1qf119co2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/ad6eae5391d26c9fd214e413ddf7ea09/tumblr_mil1njd6an1qf119co3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/99484851caade099a81f5c89d33edae2/tumblr_mil1njd6an1qf119co4_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/ffba83e29bd0cef30f1e3250a925e070/tumblr_mil1njd6an1qf119co5_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/52a7ba0033fc491bc5a1dc75181f1674/tumblr_mil1njd6an1qf119co6_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/ae46fd897d3a85a6b046453912b05dad/tumblr_mil1njd6an1qf119co7_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a href="http://stream.pleated-jeans.com/post/50927621265" class="tumblr_blog">pleatedjeans</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://artista-e-dolci.tumblr.com/post/50846973604/dankhollister-cant-count-how-many-times-ive"> </a></p></blockquote>http://butyoucancallmeboss.tumblr.com/post/50929505338http://butyoucancallmeboss.tumblr.com/post/50929505338Mon, 20 May 2013 16:20:32 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/29096ca956a964a85cd5b46a92c1ca54/tumblr_mn247n3RC01qewacoo1_r2_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://death-by-lulz.tumblr.com/post/50928439769/this-post-has-been-featured-on-a-1000notes-com" class="tumblr_blog">death-by-lulz</a>:</p> <blockquote><p class="gone"><em><small>This post has been featured on a <a href="http://www.1000notes.com">1000notes.com</a> blog.</small></em></p></blockquote>http://butyoucancallmeboss.tumblr.com/post/50929053242http://butyoucancallmeboss.tumblr.com/post/50929053242Mon, 20 May 2013 16:14:40 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxnx076AKn1qco1fbo1_r4_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxnx076AKn1qco1fbo2_r1_500.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://butyoucancallmeboss.tumblr.com/post/50928940224http://butyoucancallmeboss.tumblr.com/post/50928940224Mon, 20 May 2013 16:13:10 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mej679nvlq1qzmopno1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://butyoucancallmeboss.tumblr.com/post/50844420830http://butyoucancallmeboss.tumblr.com/post/50844420830Sun, 19 May 2013 15:48:51 -0400<iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/5VRJRy9rnfE?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p><a href="http://funniest.1000notes.com/post/50823657828/epic-humor-christianborles-nuitcorbeau" class="tumblr_blog">the-absolute-funniest-posts</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://epic-humor.tumblr.com/post/50754206271/christianborles-nuitcorbeau-ellens-response">epic-humor</a>:</p> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://christianborles.tumblr.com/post/50694623575/nuitcorbeau-ellens-response-to-the">christianborles</a>:</p> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://nuitcorbeau.tumblr.com/post/50665771156/ellens-response-to-the-abercrombi-fitch">nuitcorbeau</a>:</p> <p>Ellen’s response to the ‘Abercrombi& Fitch’ statement.</p> <p><strong><a href="http://epic-humor.tumblr.com/"><br/></a></strong></p></blockquote>http://butyoucancallmeboss.tumblr.com/post/50844289740http://butyoucancallmeboss.tumblr.com/post/50844289740Sun, 19 May 2013 15:47:14 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://candlebud.tumblr.com/post/26677021497/cuntused-candlebud-people-that-wish-dragons">candlebud</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://cuntused.tumblr.com/post/26676916965/candlebud-people-that-wish-dragons-were-real">cuntused</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://candlebud.tumblr.com/post/26668363410/people-that-wish-dragons-were-real-are-you-sure">candlebud</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>people that wish dragons were real</p> <p>are you <em>sure</em></p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6rp2n45RF1qj9t9l.jpg"/></p> <p>ARE</p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6rp4j4Wiq1qj9t9l.jpg"/></p> <p>YOU</p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6rp5i14Wp1qj9t9l.jpg"/></p> <p>POSITIVE</p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6rp8zvlPk1qj9t9l.jpg"/></p> </blockquote> <p>The last one is fake. It’s deathwing from wow. </p> </blockquote> <p>sorry guys you caught me. all of the other pictures are real dragons</p> </blockquote>http://butyoucancallmeboss.tumblr.com/post/50843870041http://butyoucancallmeboss.tumblr.com/post/50843870041Sun, 19 May 2013 15:42:06 -0400