fonmasterguard: So no one at my friend’s old high school is allowed to dress up for halloween anymore because one year this kid came to school on a bike wearing a red jumpsuit with tampons taped to him. He rode around the school telling people he was the menstrual cycle
my mom: you do realize that one day you will have to pay for all your own things
me: yes but today is not that day
i was teaching my grandma to use computer so..... →
the-absolute-funniest-posts: supermassiveasshole: i was teaching my grandma to use computer so we can talk on skype and such but today she went kinda mad at me because “i didnt show her the knitting programme” and i was like what and it comes out she accidentally opened ms excel and found out its a great way to create knitting patterns my grandma is 82 This post has been featured on a...
paperwhale: claydols: your bra strap is showing please hide it because it is suggestive. also your boobs are producing lumps in your shirt please hide them. your butt is in the same situation please get rid of it. also your legs. your arms. your face.
meladoodle: i dont know why im laughing so much at my brother’s attempt at a panorama
miss-doctorwho: stantanalopez: i was looking through all of my old documents on my computer and i stumbled across a really long one with 25 pages and i read the wHOLE THING and when i got to the very end i saw this so i got excited and looked underneath my mattress but instead i found this why wow past you was a bitch
saying something stupid in front of someone you like and literally seeing any possible interest they have in you disappear right in front of your eyes
shesdonejim: daydreambeliever123: my parents met because they both cut school one day their senior year to go watch the new star trek movie.
thunderwear: ohmygOD so today this kid in my school tried to go through a loop in the railing and ended up getting stuck, so they had to call the security guard, who called the principal, and he pulled the fire alarm so everyone would come outside and laugh at him also, all the black kids went up to take pictures
urbancatfitters: if u dont know how to respond to something just say “how dare you”